To celebrate the release of the Forever Stamp, the perpetual first-class stamp being issued April 12, 2007, ForeverStamps.com proposes the commissioning of the following commemorative stamps.

1. Marriage – Celebrating the one true thing that always last forever. Just imagine the lifetime of memories for this happy couple. Well, that is until a few skeletons fall out of the closet, or a collection of soiled Spiderman underwear. Eww.

2. Warranties – Commemorating the millions of products offering “Lifetime Guarantees.” Would you like an extended warranty with that? No thanks, I’ll stick with the lifetime warranty. What happens when the company goes bankrupt? Umm…. Don’t confuse lifetime with forever or your lifetime, it usually means the lifetime of the company.

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